Things I Learned at Work

clipped from www.djtech.net Indecision is the key to flexibility. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. All things being equal, fat people use more soap. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. Every time you make ends meet, they move the ends. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.  Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.